Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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