I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
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