8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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