I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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