Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
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I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
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its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize