But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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