i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
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I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
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It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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