I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
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So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
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No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
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IM LONELY AND HORNY
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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