I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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