So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
everyone is single if you try hard enough
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
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I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
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My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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