dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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