.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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