no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
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i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
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Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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