im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize
