Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
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just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
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I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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