At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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