I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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