Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
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Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
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Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I have fence marks all over my body
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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