I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
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