I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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