that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
