Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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