drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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