So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
he's gonorrhea incarnate
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
