the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I met the friendliest cop last night
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
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its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
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