i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
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Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
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either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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