I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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