and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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