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Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
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tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
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He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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