i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
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Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
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Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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