Whod you bang
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Randomize
