I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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