Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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