I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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