Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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