yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
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Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
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Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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