it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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