I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
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I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
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You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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