p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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