guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
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Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
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You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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