hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I have fence marks all over my body
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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