Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
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This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
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I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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