He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
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dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
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She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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