Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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