so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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