i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
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There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
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Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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