Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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