i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
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Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
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I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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