with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
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