This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Just puked most of my soul out..
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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