People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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