I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I'm really into asian looking animals
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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