so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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