And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
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When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
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I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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