what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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