his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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